This was an awesome post! I found each one of these hilarious, and I have done all of these things. Skyrim WOULD be better if I were referred to as 'Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Harbinger of the Companions, Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, Guild Master and Nightingale of the Thieves Guild, Thane of Whiterun, Eastmarch, Falkreath, Haafingar, Hjaalmarch, The Pale, The Reach, The Rift, and Winterhold, concluder of the civil war, and Dovahkiin'
Well played friend, well played.
But am I the only one who thinks its hilarious to pick up a bucket in an inn, spend 5 minutes trying to position it perfectly over the keepers head, and then robbing him blind?