Thu'um Song

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For some strange reason, Thong Song by Sisqo popped into my head this morning. And then... this happened.


Thu'um Song

Ooh that armor so scandalous
And you know another Nord couldn't handle it
See you shaking that thing like a Forsworn witch
With a look in your eye like a Daedric Prince

You like to dance at all the bards' spots
And you cruise to the Fus like connect the dots
Not just mead she likes the hops
Cause she was living la vida Dovah

She knows the Tongue like a slut, slut, slut
Voice like what, what, what
Greybeards move your butt, butt, butt
I want to hear it again
She knows the Tongue like a slut, slut, slut
Voice like what, what, what
At the dragon's tomb
Let me hear that Thu'um

I like it when the Draugr goes (ro dah, ro dah)
Baby make your Voice go (ro dah, ro dah)
Girl I know you want to Shout (ro dah, ro dah)
That Thu'um Th-Thu'um Thu'um Thu'um
I like it when the Draugr goes (ro dah, ro dah)
Baby make your Voice go (ro dah, ro dah)
Girl I know you want to Shout (ro dah, ro dah)
That Thu'um Th-Thu'um Thu'um Thu'um

 

[Kalin of High Rock]

Whathaveyoudone!

 

[Neriad13]

Oh no! >.<

 

[Punz]

Nice

 

[Argonianale7]

What is this crap, could you not be bothered to make an acceptable song?

 

[MushroomGenius]

#recordthisplz.

 

[M'aiqaelF]

That is incredibly delightful, a refreshing laugh on a snowyday.