Best way to assassinate Grelod

[Jamirus]

When joining the dark brotherhood i had a most pecliuer way of dispatching Grelod.

Long: I entered honorhall only to find Grelod the kind giving an earful to all the children. She deserved it. With the crowd of children gathered there i took out my axe and sliced grelod.

In Short: I walked up and smashed the bitch through the floorboards with Mah axe. Right when she was giving out to the children.

After that i left just walking away. I didn't loot anything.

 

[Quanah]

U are moar ruthless than I, I walked in her room and closed the door behind me so as the children wouldn't see the violence. I should have done it your way.

 

[Teritus]

LOL, that would've been pretty cool. I just waited till she fell asleep and then poisoned my dagger and killed her.

 

[NeoRoman]

I did the distant approach. Came into the room invisible, got me a trusty bow and nailed her in the jaw.

 

[Golgo_SPB]

has anyone snuck in cast fury on her and watch her beat the children?

 

[Professor Skalvar]

This has inspired me to kill Grelod off by casting a rune spell where Grelod walks over.

 

[Ykcor]

I snuck around all the childen and daggered that hoe! the children seemed happy with me.

 

[asparticus_maraudius]

this is the best way brother.....SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD WITH AN ARROW!!!!!!

 

[Lee]

U are moar ruthless than I, I walked in her room and closed the door behind me so as the children wouldn't see the violence. I should have done it your way.

When I took her out all the kids didn't seem peturbed. Some of them revelled in her demise.

 

[Dovakiin98]

I shot her with an ice spike.But I like the OP way better.

 

[tvJefe]

I'm an assassin, NOT a murderer. No one sees me take care of business.

If I were to kill her (not saying that I did), I would probably wait in her room until she was asleep. Slit her throat nice and quiet. Then slip out unnoticed.

 

[Oren74]

has anyone snuck in cast fury on her and watch her beat the children?

DUDE!?

ok, i laughed

 

[asparticus_maraudius]

<<<<<I am shooting her in the fanny next time.

 

[BSE]

I like how the long and short versions are almost the same length story.

 

[Arktic_Spyder]

has anyone snuck in cast fury on her and watch her beat the children?

LOL! Did the other lady die trying to protect the children!?

 

[Thrawn]

Ultra-violently

 

[Oskar Gudlaugsson]

has anyone snuck in cast fury on her and watch her beat the children?

I have, with my illusionist/conjurer thief/assassin. It's my most common method of assassination, in cities at least (a ton of guards will rush in and butcher my enraged victim).

Sadly I didn't get a lot of mileage out of it in this case. She ran around stabbing the kids with her dagger for a while. The other lady started screaming as usual. In the end I got tired of it because clearly no-one inside the house was able to kill her and... well I might have been able to make her follow me to some guard outside... but I just killed her myself and left.

 

[Vol-Shoor-Kul]

I killed her mid-sentence. Its funny becaue i have a 25% chance to decapitated so I lked up and power attacked her, it went into epic kill mode and when it showed me cutting her head off in slowmotion it was still talking in mid air. Lol

 

[Elgrif]

I turned into a savage beast and roared as I came into the room mid sentence.

 

[Gehenna]

At first I waited until she was asleep, and snuck in so no one would see. Once I realized how happy the little monsters poor orphaned kids were, I now just wait for the other lady to leave the room. The kids don't really factor in anymore.