Christmas in Skyrim

[Naginata]

Everyone, let's Skyrim-ize some Christmas carols.

 

[seeker23]

Then....

 

[Caideus]

So if there was Christmas in Skyrim, what would you want medieval Santa to bring you?

Obviously I would want a bunny.

I would want this certain plot of land that I have found in the Rift, for it is the perfect spot for my Tower

 

[shadowkitty]

Everyone, let's Skyrim-ize some Christmas carols.

Ok here is mine to the tune of "Jingle Bells" (I just made it up in like two minutes so if t sucks, that's why)

Dashing to and fro​

On a horse that can not die​

Over the plains we go​

With Lydia by my side​

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Exploring creepy tombs​

Scaling mountain sides​

What fun it is to ride and slay​

A slaying song tonight!​

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OH!​

(ChorusX2)​

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin​

Make those dragons pay​

Eat their souls and steal their bones​

And come to save the day Hey!​

 

[Atz]

Maven Black-Briar's head >: )

I would just wish for peace on Nirn!

One might just beget the other.

Hey Joe you and I on same wave link I never read the beginning of this thread . I really would like to see her brought down , down , down below the ground .

 

[Irishman]

For Christmas in Skyrim, Id just love to see The Winking Skeever covered in fairy lights (or real fairies) and the bar chicks to be handing out eggnog in skimpy xmas outfits

Id also love to see Santa riding in a sleigh behind a dragon though Seeker... as i clear my throat to shout the dragon out of the sky and hold out my arms to catch the flying prezzis

 

[seeker23]

For Christmas in Skyrim, Id just love to see The Winking Skeever covered in fairy lights (or real fairies) and the bar chicks to be handing out eggnog in skimpy xmas outfits

YOU get your wish... but its not the barmaids

 

[Daelon DuLac]

You just have to know how to handle Maven...

I just throw brooms at her.

Aren't you worried she'll use one to fly away and then you'll have to chase her? Hmm... wait...

 

[Pronged Pickle]

Ulfric Stormcloak's head on a pike.

Wait, no, I take that back. I want
- A pack of DG huskies
- Several hideouts for myself across Skyrim (I'd be paranoid as hell if TES was real, and I was the DB).
- Generally speaking, a more civilized Skyrim (meaning stronger, bigger, and better looking cities (looking at you Winterhold), and those hardcore brutish Nords to be smarter and better morally).

 

[shadowkitty]

For Christmas in Skyrim, Id just love to see The Winking Skeever covered in fairy lights (or real fairies) and the bar chicks to be handing out eggnog in skimpy xmas outfits

YOU get your wish... but its not the barmaids

Those snow men are badass!

 

[imaginepageant]

A magic button that fixed all the glitches I am constantly running into. Or at least the one that won't let me improve the Thieves Guild Hood.

 

[WarriorMage]

Everyone, let's Skyrim-ize some Christmas carols.

Okay. I'll give it a shot.


They’re in Solitude and Dawnstar and Winterhold and Markarth,
Windhelm and Riften and Whiterun and Falkreath.
But do you recall,
A dragon that lived near Morthal?

Rudolph the elder dragon,
Had some very shiny scales.
They started at his forehead,
And went clear down to his tail.

All of the other dragons,
Really loved him a whole bunch.
They used to bring him presents,
And often took him out for lunch.

Then one snowy Frostfall night
The Jarl had a thought,
“Since his scales aren’t so dim,
I’ll make armor out of him.”

The dragons, they’re all sad now,
Little Rudolph is no more,
And his bright head is hanging,
Right above the Jarl’s door.

 

[Zanaif]

Is the answer not obvious? A life time supply of sweetrolls!!

 

[Khasrin]

Best tree topper ever.

 

[shadowkitty]

Best tree topper ever.

I was totally going to Skyrimify my tree this year but I don't think Hubby would appreciate it. I'd have to make Call of Duty decorations as well... then the boy would want Halo decs to.. Way too much effort..lol.

 

[Khasrin]

I was totally going to Skyrimify my tree this year but I don't think Hubby would appreciate it. I'd have to make Call of Duty decorations as well... then the boy would want Halo decs to.. Way too much effort..lol.

I really wanted to do that too! I even found faux fur stockings to hang up. But the roommate vetoed that idea. Meh, maybe next year

 

[Naginata]

Best tree topper ever.

I was totally going to Skyrimify my tree this year but I don't think Hubby would appreciate it. I'd have to make Call of Duty decorations as well... then the boy would want Halo decs to.. Way too much effort..lol.

When I have my own tree, I'm definitely going to decorate it as a true gamer would with a badass topper like that

 

[Haru17]

Either San-Talos or Shor-ta Clause would bring me a GOTY edition of Oblivion to play.

 

[TheShadedOne]

My Khajiit wants a Kharjo for christmas

 

[sticky runes]

We three Redguards from Hammerfell are
Bearing Curved. Swords. We traverse afar
Hill and fountain, grove and mountain
Tracking some traitorous slag in a Whiterun bar.

sorry, I'm not very good at this