Everyone, let's Skyrim-ize some Christmas carols.
Okay. I'll give it a shot.
They’re in Solitude and Dawnstar and Winterhold and Markarth,
Windhelm and Riften and Whiterun and Falkreath.
But do you recall,
A dragon that lived near Morthal?
Rudolph the elder dragon,
Had some very shiny scales.
They started at his forehead,
And went clear down to his tail.
All of the other dragons,
Really loved him a whole bunch.
They used to bring him presents,
And often took him out for lunch.
Then one snowy Frostfall night
The Jarl had a thought,
“Since his scales aren’t so dim,
I’ll make armor out of him.”
The dragons, they’re all sad now,
Little Rudolph is no more,
And his bright head is hanging,
Right above the Jarl’s door.