My best is too long to post, but it was one of my earliest dragon encounters. I guess the best way to express it is to describe its best moment: I kill an assassin, and as I'm searching him, I get hit with a little white light. I turn around and lo and behold, a spider. I'd died earlier and figured this is why--it had come up from behind, and I'd missed it. Right as I'm about to hit the spider, my screen fills with blue-white light, and the spider is dead. "Who the hell killed the spider?" I wondered, looking around, and I looked up. I won't type what I said at that moment.
Also, talking to an NPC sitting in a tavern, and the whole time, the pie on the table is shaking on the plate. He's totally oblivious. I'm like, "Dude, shut up and check out this PIE...WTF?"
I killed a dragon (the same as in the first item), and right after I absorb it, a little kid just comes strolling past the dead dragon like nothing's going on...
Of course, killing a dragon, only to hear, "Watch the skies...there are dragons about" or something. No ****.
That woman who hates my clothes remarking on how awful they are when I'm wearing the outfit she gave me!
More than once, thinking, "What do you want to bet a dragon shows up" or similar, and a dragon shows up.
My companion helpfully taking out a bandit I never saw because I was swimming...the arrows she shot were in the water with me.
Also, talking to an NPC sitting in a tavern, and the whole time, the pie on the table is shaking on the plate. He's totally oblivious. I'm like, "Dude, shut up and check out this PIE...WTF?"
I killed a dragon (the same as in the first item), and right after I absorb it, a little kid just comes strolling past the dead dragon like nothing's going on...
Of course, killing a dragon, only to hear, "Watch the skies...there are dragons about" or something. No ****.
That woman who hates my clothes remarking on how awful they are when I'm wearing the outfit she gave me!
More than once, thinking, "What do you want to bet a dragon shows up" or similar, and a dragon shows up.
My companion helpfully taking out a bandit I never saw because I was swimming...the arrows she shot were in the water with me.