Spoiler Post your funniest experiences.

[Olaf]

finished a companion quest a few hours ago where i had to rescue some broad and as I’m escorting her back to windhelm some wolves attack us. i accidentally swung at the chick i was escorting and she gets all pissed off and starts after me. her attacks were doing almost no damage so the 5 minute walk back to town was full of insults and sword bashes to the back of my head. we finally get to the long bridge leading into town and a guard runs up and stops me. i get the usual options of jail time, pay the fine, etc, so i pay the fine. i walk back out to the bridge and the NPC chick is still there so i disarm my self and punch her in the mouth a few times, then lead her onto the bridge. i get her to one of the highest points and gave her the ol' fus ro dah then watched her limp body fall a couple hundred feet into the river below. it was very satisfying.

 

[Roggan]

I have two off the top of my head, the first was when I saw a moose right outside of a town with a river and a mill so I pluck it with an arrow. As I'm running up to fetch my moose parts I realize the moose was standing in a river, then I notice the moose is moving down stream. The moose gathered momentum and I notice the rocks and cliff ahead, it headed straight down a waterfall. I was too worried about a quest to even bother jumping down to get the parts.

The other was Grelod as I'm sure many others enjoyed ending her. It was one of the first times I felt obligated to carry out the task at hand for more than just the quest completion. I had even stopped to listen thinking "I'm going to make sure this lady deserves it.". She immediately began threatening more beatings for the children, so I drew my bow, peaked around the corner, and launched her to the wall with one shot to the chest. The children celebrating made me smile

 

[Wolf]

Oh the amount of times I've killed things and they've landed it awkward but funny positions.

Well one of the other things is that I tried using raise zombie on a dragon corpse.
All it does is makes it go flying in the direction you shot the spell.

I once brought a dragon corpse into riverwood doing this

 

[Corey]

Oh the amount of times I've killed things and they've landed it awkward but funny positions.

Well one of the other things is that I tried using raise zombie on a dragon corpse.
All it does is makes it go flying in the direction you shot the spell.

I once brought a dragon corpse into riverwood doing this

This would be a good way to get those God awful, heavy Dragon Scales/Bones to a town if you're low on cap.

 

[Corey]

Another experience I had was when I was walking along a mountain path, just minding my own business, when out of nowhere a Frost Dragon lands ass-first on my face. Luckily I killed it, but it surprised the hell out of me.

 

[jam]

Watching Lydia trigger a swinging door trap, fall to her knee and crawl around pathetically only to stand up and trigger it again. Repeated for about 3 minutes before the door finally flung her through. Oh, Lydia.

 

[Dagmar]

Accidentally selling the armor I was wearing to Adrianne Avenicci in Whiterun...

Adrianne Avenicci: Put on some clothes you idiot!

 

[Wolf]

Well my horse is so goddamn stupid it started attacking like 10 monsters.
They all attacked my poor horse and ended up killing it.

I walked over to its body and all I could see was its ass and back legs sticking up from the snow XD

 

[Elvus]

I was walking around and came across a fort full of bow wielding bandits,I was within range of them but not close enough to make out what the bandits looked like,but I could see their silhouette. After an intense arrow fight I realized I had been shooting their dummies set up along the wall of the fort instead of the actual bandits. I never felt so stupid in my entire gaming life,after about 5 minutes I realized how funny it was though

 

[Neriad13]

I was going through a dungeon with Marcurio and encountered a room with a lightening rune on the floor. I saw it before I entered the room and tried my darnedest to walk around it. But my baby toe must have caught its edge, because it blew up in my face, though it didn't succeed in killing me. Seconds after the event Marcurio said disparagingly, "Try not to set off any traps, will you?"

It was then that I also noticed another lightening rune in the next room. I sent Marc in ahead of me.

 

[DrunkenMage]

Walking through these snowy woods and there was a giant camp and I saw red dots which meant bandits were attacking so I was like "eh" and kept walking and I was a fair bit a way when "Thud" this bandit falls out of the sky and lands right infront of me and I realised he must of been hit by the club and it made me laugh because it was just dumb luck that it landed right infront of me.

 

[Raijin]

I was bored and not in RP mode when I decided to pick a fight with town guards. to make the story short they ended up killing me and one of the guards then say "Wait... I know you" Or when I decided to murder someone and then fought with the town guards after they kill me the guard would say something like "Theirs a murderer on the lose" or something similar to that.

 

[Coffeegirl11]

it was more of a glitch but the guy in riften in the tavern that wants you to steal Frost the horse, he went to meet me to trade money for the horse but i ripped him off and took the horse after i got my money... well he must of got really mad cause he was duplicated and so there was 2 of him trying to kill me. Lol. whenever i killed him he duplicated himself again and then killed me.

 

[Wildroses]

My introduction to the Thieves Guild questline made me laugh. I'd arranged the set up with Brynjolf the night before in the inn, but wanted to do some alchemy before I went to steal Madesi's ring and put it in Brand-Shei's pocket. I went to Riften's alchemy place. Because that place is run by an idiot, he put a bowl of Bone Meal right in the middle of the lab, and while I was trying to use it I accidentally stole it in front of an irate witness.

So I do my alchemy, and head for the door. By pure coincidence, I walk out at the exact same moment a guard comes running in to arrest me, managing to miss him totally. Thinking I got away with it, I head to the market place, tell Brynjolf I'm ready, head over to Madesi's stall...But just as I'm about to pick the lock that guard catches up with me, arrests me, and hauls me off to prison to pay my tiny fine.

I seriously thought I'd completely failed and wouldn't be permitted to join the Guild. Imagine my surprise when Brynjolf told me he thought I still had that spark and should make my way to the Flagon. I did give an incredulous giggle. Not only did I get caught stealing something totally worthless, I also got arrested and fined twice it's worth for it, and Bryjolf still thought I was recruitable. The Thieves Guild is in worse trouble than I realised if their second-in-command thinks I'm protege material.

 

[rittz]

This doesn't happen to me so much after all of the patches, but it used to be extremely common for the courier to show up in just his loincloth and a hat. "I've got a special delivery for you, ma'am." Cue bad 70's porn music. ^_^

 

[Chadonraz]

I just had my funniest Skyrim experience ever.

A random Khajiit attacked me just north of Dragon Bridge, and I Fus Ro Dah'd him off the cliff and down to the Haafingar Stormcloak camp. Well, Ulfric's boys didn't much like that, and the entire camp turned hostile. They fired barrages of arrows at me, even though the angle must have been at least 75 degrees.
I just stood there for a while, and then decided to finally use Call Dragon. Odaahving appeared, and toasted every single Stormcloak apart from a named one who turned out to be essential. After the dragon left, I went down to the camp, just to annoy the only survivor -- and blast him with the Force.
I kept backing towards the Solitude sawmill, and he kept following. Not a single arrow hit me... jumping around like a maniac seems to be a good strategy against archers. Eventually the guard who patrols near the sawmill got involved, and that's when I decided I'd had enough fun on that Stormcloak's expense. I didn't want any of the guards to get killed.

Those fifteen minutes were sure well spent.
Although I guess I could have spent them to kill the Falmer "leader" I was after...

 

[Dust651]

I remember when I was attacking the bandits at valtheim towers with whirlwind cloak. I ran through the bridge with bandits on it and they all fell to the river below. Filthy lawbreakers deserved it.